Dear Loud Obnoxious Cell Phone Girl Sitting on CalTrain in the Seat in Front of Me

Do you, like, know, like, how annoying it is to, like, listen to you, like, talk so loudly on your, like, cell phone and go on and on about, like, that video shoot? You know? And, like, okay, so, like, I started counting? How many, like, times you, like, said, like, “like?” You know? And, like, it was a lot.
Like, a lot.
And, like, I’m guessing? You know? That, like, you’re unaware of, like, how often you’re, like, interjecting? You know? Like, the word, like, “like,” into every sentence you, like, utter.
And, like, another thing? Okay? You know? Okay, so, like, you kind of, like, utter these, like, sentence fragments? That you turn into, like, questions? You know? And also, like, you never, you know, like, listen? You know? To the other person? You’re, like, talking to? So, like, shut the fuck up. K?

June 8, 2007

One response to Dear Loud Obnoxious Cell Phone Girl Sitting on CalTrain in the Seat in Front of Me

  1. David said:

    Ha ha, good one. You said the word “like” over and over. It was like a parody!

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